Stay Calm, Stay Calm
Voltaire shall rise from his
grave soon. And Horatio Alger
is in hell where he belongs.
Just stay calm, hide the
stash, have some wine
And don’t look anyone in the eye.
These people know you’re up to something,
and when you don’t
speak their language it’s a dead giveaway.
Just walk fast, keep pick pockets
away, and mind your p’s and q’s.
And for the love of god don’t
drink so much. It might be
legal in Europe, but good lord
their are enough empty bottles
to make Hemingway call you a
drunk.
Just stay calm, stay calm
