Zed? Baby, Zed’s dead.
And Ed? Ed’s stuck in bed.
Gary? Got shot by a girl named Mary.
Oh Barry? He died back in February.
Karen? Shot the manager and ran.
Jen? Oh, cracked her skull in the pig pen.
Leah? Run over by a tow truck on La Brea.
And poor Cyrus? You guessed it,
he caught the Coronavirus.