Limmerick For Colombus

In Fourteen Hundred and Ninty Two Colombus sailed the ocean blue. He raped and killed As much as he willed and white people know this to be true.

Aphorism 20

Texts are like modern day telegrams without the little guys in the suits.  The odds that anyone reading this knows what a telegram is are worse than a horse race next to a glue factory.

Aphorism 15

Being on the right side of history usually means at some point you will end up on the wrong side of the law.

Aphorism 13

water is life, and oil is made of dinosaurs and the 45th president of the USA is a reality TV star. These are facts.