Three Napkins I Scribbled My Soul On

Recently as I was filing my chaotic pile of notes that clog my writing desk I came across three napkins with sporadic red sharpie on it. I remembered that last summer I was at a huge party to see a friend’s band. In a fit of something I have yet been able to describe withContinue reading “Three Napkins I Scribbled My Soul On”

Limmerick For Colombus

In Fourteen Hundred and Ninty Two Colombus sailed the ocean blue. He raped and killed As much as he willed and white people know this to be true.

Aphorism 20

Texts are like modern day telegrams without the little guys in the suits.  The odds that anyone reading this knows what a telegram is are worse than a horse race next to a glue factory.

Aphorism 15

Being on the right side of history usually means at some point you will end up on the wrong side of the law.

Aphorism 13

water is life, and oil is made of dinosaurs and the 45th president of the USA is a reality TV star. These are facts.