People seem to love listicles, the only thing they like better are good quotes. So, in honor of my 10th post, here are 10 quotes I live by so you should too (spoiler alert, most of them are from Hunter S Thompson and Tom Waits.)… — Read on http://www.patreon.com/posts/48373420
In Fourteen Hundred and Ninty Two Colombus sailed the ocean blue. He raped and killed As much as he willed and white people know this to be true.
I’m a straight white male, and a sociopath, but I repeat myself.
Sex is filthy! but only if you do it right.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s shit.
Texts are like modern day telegrams without the little guys in the suits. The odds that anyone reading this knows what a telegram is are worse than a horse race next to a glue factory.
three beers on an empty stomach will turn any white boy with a bachelors degree into a Fox news commentator.
democracy needs to be an act, not a state of being, in order to be a success.
Before Trump the more we ignored racists the weaker they got, after he came along the more we ignored them the stronger they got.
If Donald Trump is the best that the illuminati can do, we have seriously been over estimating them.
Being on the right side of history usually means at some point you will end up on the wrong side of the law.
truth in advertising is a larger oxymoron than military intelligence.
water is life, and oil is made of dinosaurs and the 45th president of the USA is a reality TV star. These are facts.