water is life, and oil is made of dinosaurs and the 45th president of the USA is a reality TV star. These are facts.
Home owners association’s are the Nazi cults of the suburbs.
The 2016 election was like Game of Thrones if it were written by Reddit commenters
sorority and frat names sound like Star Trek characters who end up sleeping with Kirk.
Trump is a living anachronism who make a living off of archaisms.
Confidence does not breed competance, though competance can breed confidence.
The 2010’s is the decade of abbreviations, DAPL, MAGA, GOP, DNC, WTF, etc.
If protesting was meant to be fun pepper spray would go well on tacos.
Religion is like a penis, nothing wrong with having one but hide it when you are around people’s children.
If cash rules everything around you, you are either a rapper or a republican.
I had sex with a model in lingerie, why she insisted I wear her lingerie I will never know.