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Five things I have actually heard people say in dive bars & pubs

1. “Is your fry batter fat free?” 2. “This weed is so cheap it actually made me shart.” 3. “HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID!?” 4. “I’ve heard of unisex, but I’ve never had it.” 5. “There is no way you blew Wes Anderson!”