A poem for to the lonely loser, who thinks it’s everyone else’s fault they’re not funny.
Tag Archives: jokes
Five things I have actually heard people say in dive bars & pubs
1. “Is your fry batter fat free?” 2. “This weed is so cheap it actually made me shart.” 3. “HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID!?” 4. “I’ve heard of unisex, but I’ve never had it.” 5. “There is no way you blew Wes Anderson!”
Lets agree to disagree that we agree to disagree
I’m sure we can all agree on ONE thing. I don’t know what that is, but I am sure that we can all agree on it.
Here is a joke that no longer makes sense because of flatscreen TV’s
I object to all this sex on television. I keep falling off.
