A poem for to the lonely loser, who thinks it’s everyone else’s fault they’re not funny.
Tag Archives: comedy
A Poem for Rudy Giuliani
There once was a man named Rudy, Who was in fact quite loopy. From out the gate, He didn’t have his lies straight, One crappy lawyer is he.
Company is Coming and The Needledick’s Parabola, Enjoy the genius that is Chris Fleming
Mark my words, Chris Fleming is the going to be the next John Cleese. I would also like to compliment the brilliant music, casting, & the directing of the series.
Dear Unoriginal Jerk, Comedy isn’t dying, you are
To the assholes of the internet, tedious talk radio shows and podcasts, and low brow pandering comedians who insist that “Comedy is dying,” because of “Political Correctness,” I have to inform you that no, comedy is not dying, it’s evolving. Despite the problems our culture faces, one factor that has continually been demonstrated in theContinue reading “Dear Unoriginal Jerk, Comedy isn’t dying, you are”
Attention Everyone!
I have nothing to say.
Five things I have actually heard people say in dive bars & pubs
1. “Is your fry batter fat free?” 2. “This weed is so cheap it actually made me shart.” 3. “HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID!?” 4. “I’ve heard of unisex, but I’ve never had it.” 5. “There is no way you blew Wes Anderson!”
Lets agree to disagree that we agree to disagree
I’m sure we can all agree on ONE thing. I don’t know what that is, but I am sure that we can all agree on it.
