I’m a straight white male, and a sociopath, but I repeat myself.



Sex is filthy! but only if you do it right.

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s shit.

Texts are like modern day telegrams without the little guys in the suits.  The odds that anyone reading this knows what a telegram is are worse than a horse race next to a glue factory.

three beers on an empty stomach will turn any white boy with a bachelors degree into a Fox news commentator.

democracy needs to be an act, not a state of being, in order to be a success.