This primary is giving me ulcers. I can’t fucking take much more of it. If one more liberal calls Bernie a Russian agent I will become a full on Marxist Leninist and sing the Soviet national anthem on street corners as I hand out poorly Xeroxed propaganda. If one more mediocre no name white guyContinue reading “Let’s face it, most of the Democratic Nominees for President are TERRIBLE!”
Category Archives: Humor
Who is afraid of the DSA anyway? Join us!
Who is afraid of the Democratic Socialists of America? Let’s review, shall we? 4. THE NRA Wayne Lapierre gave us a shout out at the C.P.A.C. conference in February 2018 calling our college contingent, the Young Democratic Socialists of America, a threat. Thanks to his public “warning” to conservatives, the DSA’s membership grew by 100Continue reading “Who is afraid of the DSA anyway? Join us!”
January 18, 2017 – I
A conservative, coward, liberal, loser, moderate, moron.
O Captain My Captain 2 : NOT MY CAPTAIN!
O Mutiny! Our Mutiny! Our fearful trip begun. The ship of state may sink, we must save all we have won. The port is far, but the people still stalling, While following lies and Satan’s deal, our hell grim but people calling; But o heart! Heart! Heart! O! The bleeding piss yellow head, Where onContinue reading “O Captain My Captain 2 : NOT MY CAPTAIN!”
Five things I have actually heard people say in dive bars & pubs
1. “Is your fry batter fat free?” 2. “This weed is so cheap it actually made me shart.” 3. “HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID!?” 4. “I’ve heard of unisex, but I’ve never had it.” 5. “There is no way you blew Wes Anderson!”
