Here’s a “hot take”
just to piss you off.
Because the world revolves
around you, apparently.
You’re dumb.
Your opinions are stupid.
You’re a dumb,
stupid person.
“HOW DARE YOU!? I’ll have you know….”
I don’t care.
“But you can’t just…”
I just did.
“Oh, so you hate free spee…”
No. I just hate you.
“See! You leftists and your safe spac…”
Shut the fuck up.
“WHY DO YOU HATE MY FREEDO…”
I don’t. I just hate you.
“So much for the tolerant lef…”
Find a new joke.
“Oh, don’t be so PC…”
I’m not, you’re just not funny.
“Well…. THAT’S IT! I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGE…”
Writers don’t have those.
“Well, I won’t be silenc…”
You just were.
So fuck off, get covid, and die.
Now leave me alone,
I’m trying to enjoy my beer.
James J Jackson 