Breaking: NYC Trump Tower Catches Fire, 5 injured

The 50th floor of Trump Tower broke out in flames today. Reports and videos from the NYFD and CBS News show the blaze erupting and debris falling to the street. The fire has been contained, though 1 person has been reported seriously injured and 4 firefighters suffered minor injuries.

Trump took the moment to praise his buildings construction, on twitter of course.

No reports have yet been released as to how the fire started. I like to think that it was caused by them either burning evidence, be it papers for Donald Jr.’s divorce or the pictures of Pence at Fire Island, whatever the cause of the fire the facts are;

1.Trump Tower in New York caught fire on the 50th floor.

2. The fire has been put out.

3. For reasons yet unknown 5 people have been hurt, 4 of them firefighters with minor injuries and 1 undisclosed serious injury.

4. The cause of the fire is currently unknown.

5. As far as we know, Stormy Daniels is not involved, so MSNBC probably won’t cover it that much.

We will have more on this story as it comes up, but for now take enjoy the fact that piece of Trump property burned today.

UPDATES: The person previously reported seriously injured has now been reported dead according to the Associated Press.

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