2007 Me: I’m a socialist, so of course I’ll vote Democrat.
2008 Me: I’m a communist because shock value is fun.
2009: I’m a socialist so I’ll give Obama a chance.
2010: Senior year of high school, fuck politics & give me a beer.
2011: Freshman year of college, Anarchy forever, Occupy Forever.
2012: “I invented my own party, Progressive Libertarian Socialism. Everyone admire what an intellectual I am while I pompously bombard you with my weed tangents like every other white college hipster.”
2014: Fuck it, I’m a socialist?
2017: WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE, WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS!
2018: Sings Internationale as we mount the Red Flag on the corpse pile of the oligarchs.