Election 2016: as explained by elevator etiquette 

Clinton is the kind of person that wont hold the elevator door open because its awkward to ride in the elevator with a stranger. Its like “yeah thats shitty but considering that elevators suck can I really judge her?” Where as Trump is the prick who will actually press the door close button. I think we can all agree, fuck those people. Hillary will hold the door open when she has to, she’ll do it begrudgedly, but she’ll do it. 

Published by James J Jackson

I'm a poet from California.

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