10 Things You Won’t See Everyday

We all have those moments where something just stops us in our tracks and makes us go, “huh?” These are just a few.

In no particular order, here is a list of things you just don’t see everyday:

1. A Jimmy Buffet fan with depression.
2. A Mini cooper with a bumper sticker that says, “Tell Your Girlfriend I Said Thanks!”
3. A t-shirt that say’s “Fuck Calm, I’m Freaking the Fuck Out!”
4. Bjork
5. Nicki Minaj in the morning when she first gets up.
6. A detective show without a black female Lieutenant.
7. A sober karaoke singer.
8. A painting of Gertrude Stein’s bush.
9.
D batteries actually being used by anything made after 1994.
10. A mormon missionary with hemroids.

Think about it

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